Sep 10 2018

RIP SATURN

My Saturn got smashed.

The guy bounced off my car and then into the car parked in front of me.

Then he bounced off that car and into the parked car in front of that one. He ripped the front end off this one and then he hopped up the curb..

..and into this fence, tree, and brick wall.

He must’ve been going at least 80 mph because after hitting all that and destroying my entire block, he still went flying and flipping and landing across the street into this apartment building.

Anyways, the collision repair place said my car is totaled. If you are reading this and got a car you don’t need, lemme buy it off you.