Dec 26 2017

ROCKET

This wouldn’t be the first time the ets denied our efforts to launch something into space.

 

Dec 26 2017

FAT AND BLOOD

I went and got a gym membership. They are very aggressive trying to get you to purchase hours with a personal trainer. This is a photo of 5 lbs of fat. According to their machines, I have 25 % body fat which is approx 45 lbs. Daaaaang.

This is Alix. She works out a lot. I shot some photos of her wearing Hamburger Eyes stuff. And then her mouth was bleeding.

This is behind her house.

People are hating on the Last Jedi. I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t love it.

Nov 27 2017

FREE NUTS

Sarah met me at the beach.

Then I went to meet Danny at Monkey’s hotel room to record an intro to new podcast episode.

Monkey was all, “I saw this band in Spain we have to go see them play tonight,” and then he showed me a photo. It’s the girl from my Starbucks! She is always inviting me to her and her husband’s band’s shows and I never go. So we went.

Turns out they are really good. The Schizophonics.

Henny met us there.

Nov 27 2017

GRATITUDE

I am grateful that my family likes to beach, video games, and movies on Thanksgiving.

Nov 27 2017

11/22

I was born on a small aperature date.

Beach birthday selfies.

Nov 19 2017

TARANTULA

Gene found this dead at the bottom of his pool. They framed it.

Ironman was my favorite. He didn’t have powers, he was just smart. But in the new movies they made him annoying kinda.